The Sure Thing

I could make you buy this book, you know. All I need to do is focus, close my eyes for a second, and shape the words in my head – and they’ll come true. It’s my superpower, you see. I can change my reality, rewrite my story, with just a thought. I’ve made myself wealthy, have everything I could want in life. Women, money, expensive new cars to use for zipping around town, even more expensive jets for zipping around the country – I’ve got it all. For me, success is a sure thing. This story, however, tells of how it nearly all fell apart on me – when I met her. That damnable woman got inside my head, nearly broke everything. She drove me crazy – but wait, I can’t tell you everything now, can I? You’ll just have to buy the book if you want the rest of my story. Trust me, though – it’s a delectably toe-curling, hilariously entertaining, wonderfully uplifting tale, if I do say so myself. And I should know – I’m the star. You’ll want to buy this book. It’s a sure thing. File Details: