Snowflake

Lori Belkin has been dumped. By her parents. They moved out while she was away on holiday, and now, at the tender age of twenty-five, shes been cruelly forced to stand on her own two feet. While shes getting to grips with basic adulting, Lori accidentally brings to life the super-sexy man she created from celebrity photos as a teenager. Lori learns very quickly that having your ideal man is not as satisfying as it ought to be and that being an adult is far harder than it looks. Snowflake is a story about prehistoric pets, grumpy donkeys and becoming the person you want to be, not the person everyone else expects you to be. It's the end of the world as we know it, but someone still needs to do the paperwork. Incomprehensible horrors from beyond are going to devour our world but that's no excuse to get all emotional about it. Morag Murray works for the secret government organisation responsible for making sure the apocalypse goes as smoothly and as quietly as possible. In her first week on the job, Morag has to hunt down a man-eating starfish, solve a supernatural murder and, if she's got time, prevent her own inevitable death. The first book in a new comedy series by the creators of 'Clovenhoof', Oddjobs is a sideswipe at the world of work and a fantastical adventure featuring amphibian wannabe gangstas, mad old cat ladies, ancient gods, apocalyptic scrabble, fish porn, telepathic curry and, possibly, the end of the world before the weekend Lori Belkin Has Been Dumped. By Her Parents. They Moved Out While She Was Away On Holiday, And Now, At The Tender Age Of Twenty-five, She's Been Cruelly Forced To Stand On Her Own Two Feet. While She's Getting To Grips With Basic Adulting, Lori Magically Brings To Life The Super-sexy Man She Created From Celebrity Photos As A Teenager. Lori Learns Very Quickly That Having Your Ideal Man Is Not As Satisfying As It Ought To Be And That Being An Adult Is Far Harder Than It Looks. Snowflake Is A Story About Prehistoric Pets, Delinquent Donkeys And Becoming The Person You Want To Be, Not The Person Everyone Else Expects You To Be.