I'm Only a Freshman!

Growing up the son of the world's greatest super spy and his femme fatale wife is not the most peaceful of childhoods. With minion ambushes, would be evil geniuses and criminal masterminds, kidnappings and world trotting adventures were almost every day occurrences. It was the kind of childhood that adventurous children the world over wished for. Bradley James Jr. just wanted to get away from it. Now, he's finally leaving home and going to college as far away from the madness of the family business that he can get. A nice, normal, boring life awaits him. One without intrigue and general debonair insanity. If only he didn't suddenly find himself dealing with neon clad minions with a zealous streak, ninja stalkers and worrying about his best friend's romantic relationships with a variety of femme fatales. But, its not like things are going to get worse, right?