Cunk on everything : the encyclopedia Philomena

'this Book Is Great Because It Covers Everything In Existence Apart From The 95% Of Stuff Not Worth Bothering With' Philomena Cunk, Star Of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments Of Wonder And Cunk On Britain 'essential Reading For These Slipshod Times' Al Murray Once In A Blue Moon, A Book Comes Along That Changes The World. The Origin Of Species. War And Peace. 1984. The World According To Danny Dyer. And Now, Cunk On Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, By Philomena Cunk. Philomena Cunk Is One Of The Greatest Thinkers Of The 21st Century, And In Cunk On Everything She Turns Her Attention To Our Biggest Issue: Why Are There So Many Books? Wouldn't It Be Better If There Was Just One? This Is That Book - An Encyclopedia Of All Human Knowledge, From Sausages To Henry Of Eight To Brush Strokes To Vegetarian Sausages. Read It, And You'll Never Have To Read Another Book Again. 'this Is A Book' Philomena Cunk 'never Contact Me Again' Professor Rupert Delgado, Mbe 'cunk For Pm' Rachel Riley '. . . Book . . .' Guardian 'truly The Intellect For Our Baffling Times' The Times 'this Book Is Absolutely Stupid' The Pool "In the olden days, people used to learn about things from encylopedias. And that was really good, because you could read it, and learn it, then you could stop worrying about thinking. But now, with the internet and more people and science and research, there's just too much knowledge--more every year--and it's overwhelming. So after years of asking the big questions--like 'what did people do before evolution?' and 'what is clocks?'--intrepid reporter and visionary philosopher Philomena Cunk is bringing the encyclopedia back with this definitive guide to everything you will ever need to know about, from Shakespeare to sausages, from evolutionary psychology to Brush Strokes."--Provided by publisher After years of asking the big questions - like 'what did people do before evolution?' and 'what is clocks?' - intrepid reporter and visionary philosopher Philomena Cunk is bringing the encyclopedia back with this definitive guide to everything you will ever need to know about, from Shakespeare to sausages, evolutionary psychology to Brush Strokes A parody encyclopedia from the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Christmas