飞来陈醋 (Sudden Mature Vinegar)

总裁夫人顾小点含泪总结:《如何防止被总裁坑》1.湖边路遇疑似跳湖青年,千万别狂奔过去拥抱他!总裁大人:对,这样就会再一次被我瞄上,而且——我只是在赏湖。2.进了总裁的公司被安排去刷马桶,千万别为了艰苦奋斗而咬牙坚持!总裁大人:对,说不定就会在厕所碰到我,然后......被调去我们家刷马桶。3.在总裁家当保姆,千万别不小心把稀饭煮成干饭!总裁大人:对,这样我就会为了健康安全自己下厨,顺便把你养胖到挤不出我家的门。4.千万不要人格魅力爆发,有个校草前男友!总裁大人:对,毕竟地球有多少水,我的醋坛子就有多少醋——刚接到消息,我5岁的弟弟又夸你美了,我得先回去收拾下他,再见。 ( Summary by wife of the president in tears: How to Avoid Trap by the President; 1.When you see a young man who seems to jump into the lake, do not run to hug him; President: Yes, if you do in this way, I will pay attention to you. Besides, I am appreciating the lake. 2. If you are arranged to flush the toilet when you are employed to President's company, do not insist due to persistence. President: Yes. Maybe you will see me in the toilet and then you will be arranged to flush the toilet in my house. 3. If you are a baby sitter in President's house, do not cook the porridge to rice accidentally; President: Yes. In this way, I have to cook on my own for health sake and nourish you so fat that you cannot walk through my door. 4. Do not be so charming to have the most handsome ex-boyfriend in your school.President: Yes. Anyway, how must water there is on the earth, how much jealousy by me - I just got the information that my 5-year-old younger brother just appraised you. I have to teach him something. Bye. )